i just choked on my water

The clips in this post did not make me want to make me listen to the rest of the album, however, I do have a hankering to purchase a gentle goat wearing sunglasses.

All the time, I hope.

How many times do you think Hillary is going to have to go into the garage at the White House and tell Bill and Tim that they need to stop playing their instruments so loud because the neighbors are complaining?

You want to know the worst insult you can give Ann Coulter?

You could call it your LP speed year. I had me a 33 1/3 party in July 2000.

I remember watching the “Who Shot Mr Burns?” two-part episode when it was broadcasting for the first time on television. That was 21 years ago. Argh!

It’s always ok to send a message of “I just heard about John’s death. My deepest condolences. I will always remember his kindness and good spirits (or whatever positive things you remember about him).” She won’t think about you dumping him or that it’s been a long time. She will be grateful, as most condolences come…

I so much prefer “odd” fashion to be fun and joyful. Not grim and Kanye-esque.

I have a dress of hers that has to be like 35 years old at this point, it was my grandmas or something - and other than the zipper catching it is in perfect condition and I wear it al the time and look amazing. Her clothes were built to last ! What an amazing designer and woman.

So sad to lose the Queen of Knits. She was so fun, so glamorous, so excentrique. I remember the first time I saw Anouk Aimée in those iconic Sonia Rykiel red-and-black sweaters, as a little girl in the 1980s, and have been fascinated ever since ... rest in peace, great lady.

Before you were born an ugly, warted old woman sat by the side of the road and asked for help changing a tire. Your parents stopped and changed it for the old woman, kindly. Then, before their very eyes-the old woman began to transform into the most beautiful fairy princess they had ever seen!

All I’m going to say is, a good parent would encourage their children to visit their other parent - and if there’s abuse then there are healthy ways to handle it without simply ignoring it.

#fuckpants sound like something I’d wear on a 3rd (?) date.

Not a comment on the Gosselin story (because I didn’t read it and don’t care that much), but as someone whose parents made the incredibly wrenching decision to place my severely developmentally disabled sibling in a group home/assisted living for the survival of their marriage, their emotional and mental health, and…

Co-signed. Particularly if you’re on the tall side.

I cannot conceive how this can possibly be true for any adult. They ride up your crotch/buttcrack when you bend over or sit down or curl up, and they require you to strip naked in order to pee. It is the height of discomfort and inconvenience.

I worked for Santi a few years ago. She was always lovely, hilarious, and inviting. Trevor - I’m sorry, “Trouble” - was permanently the annoying kind of stoned and sort of creepy. That’s all.

Oh, you do need it. Stale english muffins from your freezer (where the last 2 always go to die). Sauce. Canned, leftover red sauce, pesto, whatever. Cheese. Mozz, parm, taco, again, whatever. If you have meat (a few pepperoni slices, chicken, salami, ham, etc.) throw that on there. Broil, bake, toaster oven, microwave…

Your line is funnier TBH. But you should be SORRY, TOO.