I was on Cash Cab and I can validate. :)

Yes, while doing the African Anteater Ritual.

lol i’ve worked in the music industry since 1999

Theory: Tswift spilled red wine all over her mom’s suede outfit and THiddles offered to give her the money to buy a replacement if she pretended to be his gf, so he can be popular and get the James Bond role.

I look forward to an even longer filibuster when republicans fuck it all up. Woooooo.

Double Creature is getting clever and concentrating on expressions. And tongues. So they get it this time, but only through manipulation.

I have no words...I just... . . .

I am pregs right now and I want this on a t-shirt that I can wear on the subway

Will it make him richer? His brand is pretty much in the shitter and I don’t get the feeling that the typical Trump cultist is in the income bracket that Trump sells to.

THEY’RE STUCK WITH HIM. That’s the best part. With him, they lose the presidency; but if they somehow rip up the contract and nominate someone else, they basically tear the party in half and lose independent-leaning assholes for a couple of elections! WOOHOO DUMPSTER/FIRE 2016!

He doesn’t want to win. He just doesn’t. He never thought he’d get the nomination, nobody did, it was just a ploy to get some free publicity, which is what he really lives for. But now that there is a chance he could win, he’s panicking because he knows he can’t govern. He doesn’t want to actually sit down and set…

I might be imagining this, but I feel like the tone toward him in internet chatter is starting to shift. Last week, every time I went outside my lefty sphere I was seeing a lot of “Make America Great Again!” and excuses for every dumb thing he’d said to that point. But since the comments about the judge in the Trump U…

This just breaks my heart, that this survivor has to go through a trial again. I was recently up for jury duty, and was pretty stoked about the ability to serve as a peer for someone on a jury, until I discovered it was a rape case. I’m a rape survivor. I stood up and disclosed it to the entire court, because that’s…

I got my master’s at Vanderbilt and have previously been willing to give to the University. No longer will I donate. Wouldn’t it be nice if every University had donors, large and small, stop giving until they addressed sexual assault in a more effective way?

Apparently it was a man who didn’t consider himself a victim, and so didn’t mention it.

I met with a trainer once who said... “I don’t know, do you really care about these 10 lbs? Why not enjoy your life?” I gave her all my money.

I love when people reveal their diets. I hate the whole dog and pony show of “I just have a super high metabolism!” or when SJP said she barely ever worked out, like, I have seen your arms. I know you are doing something.

If he were my son, I would be embarrassed and write a letter to the court APOLOGIZING for raising someone like him, not crying about how stressed he is because he got caught.

Too many bad things this year let’s just close up shop on the year HAPPY 2017 EVERYONE!!

The truth is that the black American is the most copied individual in the world. Everyone wants to be like him/her but ignore the social pressures they might face. That’s what makes the whole I’m paying tribute, not stealing! garbage sounds so inauthentic and thieverish.