How about some antipathy for the old guy who dumps the mother of his children for a child 22 years his junior? Like many middle-aged men, he made a fool of himself, and he is paying the consequences.

We just ended a huge resurgence of “I like turtles.” I thought it would never be over.

Off-topic: Life can be depressing. However, I have discovered that there is a live walrus cam you can watch every day this summer.

Don’t you mean “dab-atable” hohohoho

I always thought dab meant concentrated weed oil. I had no idea this dance was a thing and I’m a youth. I feel so out of touch.

Oooh, I can use this as my excuse for my dog being so chubby.

This is an old scam repackaged. One of my current dogs came from a rescue, he was sold to her as a tea cup yorky for $750, turned out he was a Silky Terrier his first owner basically starved him on the diet recommended by the “breeder” to try to keep him small ie 2 -4lbs instead of the 17lbs or so average for a Silky.…

It always bugs me when characters in movies hang all over the toilet when they’re sick. Who has the time to do a deep clean of the toilet before barfing? I can’t be the weird one here...

This week, I basically wore two of the outfits that appear in this video. So, I learned something about myself today.

Soko and Swan girl are AMAZING. Like, if you can’t have fun going to shit like this why bothhhhher? Also Jane Birkin. She looks kinda like a drunk Charlie Chaplin and I FUCKIN LOVE IT.

OT but my daughter is forcing me to take her and her friends to a festival this weekend to see the 1975 and I was not feeling it but then I saw that Blondie is playing. I AM SEEING DEBBIE LIVE THIS WEEKEND AND I AM SO STOKED. Sorry, I just had to share it with someone who can appreciate the awesomeness of it all. :)

Ehh am I the only one who thinks this looks goofy and costumey? It’s one thing for your dress to evoke two snakes wrapped around your body, but another for the dress to be two (fabric) snakes wrapped around your body.

If you’re currently in litigation with someone, it would behoove you to shut the fuck up. It sounds like this ex is a big loser, but she’s not doing herself any favors by making public comments about it. All of this will be used against her. - Civil Defense Attorney who represents celebrities. (No, I will not tell you…

That’s literally almost as much as my house.. 😳 But it is beautiful and if you can afford it.

Thanks, Yacht but I’ll just listen to this instead:

But also have no desire to actually listen to their music ever because of this.

I love them too. As a leftie liberal, I totally hated his presidency, but I find the paintings endearing and the whole thing a bit poignant. Sure, he’s no Picasso, but painting is hard. Let’s be grateful he’s no longer making decisions on behalf of the American people.

Guys, I don’t think you understand. George W. Bush’s paintings are FASCINATING. They’re really good. Like, this failure of a president has retreated into this quiet life of creating these painfully amateurish paintings that have this funny, melancholy quality. I would love to buy one. 100% serious.