The nineties seem downright progressive next to the 21st century so far.

So, does anyone else remember the superstar wattage of the true 90s supermodels? Now it’s just a term thrown around for whatever vapid teenager whose combination of good looks and reality-show fame have made her flavour of the moment.

That’s not the point. I don’t care for her music either, but I’m still 100% rooting for her. She’s been chewed and spit out by the misogyny of the recording industry and is proving that it’s possible to make a comeback.

So happy he is my ex. I am now married to man who is absolutely wonderful. The first time we had sex I didn’t want to take my shirt off because of my stretch marks, and he told me “My mom had seven kids, I know what pregnancy does to a body, and you’re beautiful.” Never afraid to get naked for him again.

My doctor says otherwise

Oh, god, do not use the books with forms at Barnes & Noble, PLEASE! also do not use legalzoom or ANY type of form. Those are very generic and not very helpful at all. The best thing to do is to type up a very very simple will or even go to your local university and see if the law school (or paralegal program) has a…

Pretty sure that’s Tan Mom.

Dat ass, tho

“Purple Pain”. I don’t think I’m ready. I thought about watching it this weekend but I couldn’t. But I’ve been listening.

Go see it in a theater. We went yesterday and it was amazing to experience it with a crowd. Applause, cheers, singing along... it was the first time I’d actually seen the movie, and it is awful in a lot of ways but damn if it doesn’t transcend all reason to be a great film.

I had assumed maybe Rihanna was Becky - Rihanna = Rebecca = Becky. Because weren’t there rumors there also?

I am, occasionally, suprised that capes have not made a come back. Just think of how awesome we would all look leaving a place when we’re in a hurry.

i have never, ever been in a fight in my life but my freshman year of college this girl hated me and was talking about fighting me. so i decided to lean into it, put on my three biggest rings and walked right up to her and told her to just do it! hit me!

I was listening to the NPR interviews honoring him, and the hosts were openly crying on the air, forgetting to turn their mikes off during song clips. I was driving down the road with tears and snot running down my face. This one really hurts as a child of the 1980's. He was my favorite musician as a kid. As soon as…

This is a sad, sad day for music and our culture. I am devastated, which is weird because I obviously didn’t know him. But, I did get to dance onstage with him at a show at Madison Square Garden once. He even took me by the hand and walked me to the front of the stage before handing me the mike to sing a line from…

Maurice White, too... :’(

YOU DO NOT NEED TO GIVE THE UNIVERSE IDEAS.

I just feel like I need to hover protectively around Loretta Lynn.

2016 IS A HORRIBLE YEAR AND SHOULD FEEL BAD BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT. Bowie, Alan Rickman, Merle Haggard. FUCK THIS YEAR SO HARD.

I have such a love-hate relationship with M.I.A. While I find a lot of her music fun and interesting, when she’s speaking in interviews she is CONSTANTLY putting her foot in her mouth. Beyonce used the superbowl mega platform to discuss an issue she is personally affected by. I don’t expect her to be the ambassador…