My kiddo didn’t barf much as a baby (thank God!) - but I do recall what is now dubbed “Barf-pocalypse” or “Vomi-geddon” - baby barfs all over himself soaking his onsie and dad and sofa, dad hands barf baby to me, baby barfs on me, I rush to rinse off baby in kitchen sink - and turn on the water, which came out ICE…