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Frenchifying is an easy way to make things acceptable to white people. 🎯

I was born in Scotland, grew up in Canada, so I have none of the idiotic racism that permeates the US.

People here are asking “Who approves this shit?” One of the people who approved this shit was me.

I forget what article mentioned this, but she DID NOT want to come back. Apparently she was only paid $400 per episode. Not entirely clear on these details: tried doing a pitch where she investigated/presented foods from all the countries of Africa and Bon Appetit tabled it.

Some interesting ideas...though I think the ‘rustic’ torn-chicken salad isn’t as uniform as cubed, so you wind up with wildly varying bites. The best chicken salad I’ve ever had, though, is one my mom makes. Knowing I dislike celery, she started using apple for the crunch, which also lends a nice hit of ‘sweet’ as

I’m not sure (but willing to be convinced) that vegan diets are the staple.  Vegetarian, sure; a lot of the cultures with a higher proportion of vegtarians still make plenty use of dairy.  

I heard his body’s got a way of just shutting that whole thing down.

I listen to SUP podcast (which i dont really recommend honestly lol but I’m in deep) and they said Stassi’s been open on her own podcast about abusing adderall and Beau getting her to stop. Her murder birthday and joint bday party with Ariana blowups are because she took adderall to keep drinking and blacked out,

“THE ARISTOCRATS!”

Tofu Freaking Rules

It's not a "meat replacement." With the enormous variety of tofu out there, it's its own thing.

Jimmy was a cool dude. Years ago (at the GOOD location) I saw a Mink DeVille shirt and asked someone if they had it in my size. The employee kind of shrugged. I looked around for a bit and wound up buying something. As I left the store, Jimmy came running after me. He overheard me asking about the shirt and found one

I find it pretty gross that a bunch of toxic men with a vested interest in her destruction and a bitter ex-wife make a slew of salacious, baseless allegations about her sticking her ex in a meat grinder, and people have just up and bought it wholesale that it must be the truth.