Part of me really wants to catcall and harass anyone doing this. You want to feel like a woman today? “Oooh I like that ass, take it off, mama!”

I see a few (2-3) commuters using the Philly bike share on my route daily - I had considered it, but there are no stations near my part of town. The stations are mostly stacked into the center of the city, so I think they’re more marketing towards tourists than residents at the moment here.

REMINDER: Doves are just white pigeons.

Come to Little Baby’s Ice Cream in Philly - it’s a regular flavor in their rotation.

One of my favorite crazy ice creams is pizza-flavored. It’s basically a basil-with-some-tomato ice cream. It’s amazing.

I am pretty sedentary, though I do commute using a bike. I’ll probably shower more as the summer comes around, but it hasn’t been too bad all winter long. I’d like to thank wool and layers for that.

I may be a goddamned savage as I only shower once or twice a week, but the fact that I have dyed my hair an unnatural color, love my showers lava temperature (which is terrible for semi-permanent dye), and am super lazy may have most of everything to do with that.

I had a dead battery and asked for a jump from a friend and was so nervous when she had no idea where the battery was on a car or how to jump one.

I was proud of the time they took in a car that was actually two cars welded together and said “naw, dawg” and bought a whole new car and pimped it.

As one of a small number of families with my last name, I’m keeping it rather than take my future husband’s. I believe he will be keeping his, and we haven’t totally decided on kids. I’d like them to take mine, because it’s rare, but I think I’m just partial, having lived with it my whole life and enjoying being a…

I’m glad at some point someone tried to pinpoint any one of the 54 countries in the entire continent of Africa. Even if they were wrong, it’s better than the “maybe it’s Egypt, maybe it’s Guinea-Bissau, maybe it’s the DRC, maybe it’s Malawi” that goes through my head.

This. The fact that there are other drugs - of varying effects and dosages and mixtures - that look like they should be one LSD, but are decidedly not. A lot of them can be very dangerous, and there’s no way for the average Joe to find out what they got.

A friend of mine caught scarlet fever in college. Everyone called him “Velveteen Rabbit” for a while. Then, he got whooping cough and we questioned whether or not he was a disease-carrying time traveller.

I don’t drink anymore and it’s never been a problem. If I’m not sure about whether there will be anything for me to drink at a party, I bring my own drink (which is usually a mixer anyway, so it’s helpful too). I’ve never been harassed by people about why I’m not drinking, but that may also be because I don’t usually…

I’ve seen April (Cycle 2) as a model for sewing patterns.

This was me! I had no credit history at 22 (because credit cards are bad, right?) so my first loan had an exorbitant interest rate. I wish there had been fiscal responsibility classes somewhere along the way to tell me to just take on one small credit card, and pay it quickly.

I went to one of Hillary’s campaign rallies in 2008 just to hear him speak. I knew I was going to vote for Obama, but I could’ve listened to Bill speak about whatever for as long as he wanted to talk. One of our friends tried to give him their phone number to come party with us, but that didn’t happen.

This. I would ask the office staff to make a note in your file, as they’re the ones doing the scheduling.

That’s why I got an arm implant!

Game changer. I try to promote it as much as possible as a waste-saving measure. I’ve had a few friends tell me they really don’t like touching their vulvas in this way, even if they seem to be the kind of hippies who’d be into it.