I am also an incredibly slow eater. Once I was out to eat with friends and they screwed up my meal, but brought everyone else theirs. I’m pretty sure they were done by the time mine arrived and then we were there for another 45 minutes while I ate. (It was also some kind of torture when I started working corporate…

Oh man I’ve been waiting to get more of those Kmashi battery banks. Yessss

Oh man I’ve been waiting to get more of those Kmashi battery banks. Yessss

Mostly read this post to find out which orange you dyed your hair (I’m an orange-head myself). That Pravana color looks amaaaazing on you!

I can’t believe how sexist some women can be. Why didn’t she just ask him? Why not have a conversation and come to an agreement? Why did He have to give Her the Ring? I got engaged through a weird series of conversations about where our lives were headed and health insurance. I guess it takes all kinds, but really -…

Kidnapping does seem tempting. Maybe just getting one of those spay-neuter vans to just roll up to her house...

I have a friend who has a cat who she refuses to neuter as she’s not ready for kids, so she lets her cat have them for her, kind of? The cat’s had three litters already (within the last year/year and a half), is a really small cat, and I just don’t understand it. If your cat is getting pregnant at every opportunity,…

1. It’s not in a convenient spot in your arm, so you’ll never see/touch it unless you want to. 2. You actually have to go out of your way and poke it in order to touch it/make it visible. It’s totally secret so it’s least-squicky.

Arm implanted long term hormonal birth control. It’s novacaine’d beforehand, no pain at all!

Also, I totally didn’t even KNOW this was an option until a friend mentioned she had one. WTF, it’s the best solution for me, thanks for never telling me.

I got my Nexplanon about a month ago. It’s a hormonal implant that goes in your arm. I’m super jazzed that I haven’t had to be terrified of the pain of IUD insertion and the possibility of it getting dislodged. It does still have a great spotting risk, but I haven’t had problems yet. It seems awesome as of yet, I’m…

This is another revelation from the “I am lazy” department. Once I found out about parchment, my cooking got better and I didn’t have to wash anywhere near as many pans. It’s totally a miracle. I’m going to contemplate cutting it into a bunch of sheets, as the curl is the most frustrating part of the experience.

I am embarrassed to admit that I read this during lunch and it made me hungrier/challenge myself into eating more than I should have.

Smartwool.

Smartwool.

I got roadtrip to work, but ridefree is “not applied”.

I got roadtrip to work, but ridefree is “not applied”.

I go with either a full shave or with a grown out and crazy colored bush (blue, pink, orange). I only grow and dye for festival season because it's a pain in the vag to upkeep

McGregor walked Mendes down, backed him against the cage with sheer positional pressure, and kicked Mendes’ stomach until he could barely breath.

Thank you for honest team cat report. Great work, I'll leave you alone to nap somewhere with your belly out and I won't even try to touch it.

We are both really picky eaters. I know I don’t want to eat off of his plate and he doesn’t want to eat off of mine. And that’s ok. I understand the phobia of it being “uncooked”, as he puts it.

This is my boyfriend’s attitude towards meat. I am sad we will never go on a fancy steak date as he will insist his be butterflied and cooked until it is shoe leather.

Learn to talk, not just to fuck.