Clover Hope’s in trouble because she’ll be out of a job soon and unhirable because she chose to work for a festering cesspool like Gawker.

Gross

Yes. There's so many to choose from...

Please. You'd have to be brain damaged to not understand football is brain damaging.

She’s fucking rich. She can do that.

It’s called the gambler’s fallacy

I'm sure you just hate all the attention it brings you.

Quickest way to gain unearned sympathy: Tell everyone you’re receiving death threats.

Brilliant.

That’s wouldn’t get clicks.

Let me guess; You're a woman?

Oh GOD. We all know people don’t get tattoos for rational reasons. Why bother searching for one?

You know what’s not good for your health? Torpedoing your life’s work and your fortune over a grainy sex-video of a has-been ‘professional’ wrestler that only made you $11,000.

That comment was problematic. If you don't know what's racist, you're probably a racist.

Everyone knows Kimmel is a racist. Has everyone forgotten his “Tyrone” jokes from The Man Show??

Nobody like dunwoody

She saw the balloons, I know it in my heart.

Yeah. White people are lucky.

How do we know it wasn’t a suicide?

I was worried she might be responsible. I’m relieved to hear she was not behind her father’s death.