I remember reading somewhere that that was in fact the case. You have to make sure your female partner doesn't die. Whether that translates to escort missions per se, I don't know, but for the sake of this game, I hope not.

Haha, yeah, it is. I remember saving it a while back. So great.

This is too perfect. I wonder if his voice is as high-pitched.

I know, it's just kind of like "Gee, thanks, lawyer."

Hahaha, nicely done.

Nothing's fine; you're torn.

"He's not a man. He's a boy who spent his time playing computer games," said defense attorney Michaela Roth.

Well, those, at least, can easily be replaced. Don't thank me; thank Justice Fruit Pies!

I'm pretty sure I'm going to devote the rest of January to finishing Skyward Sword. I may have to put in some extra time to accomplish that. February will probably be taken up by Mass Effect 2, but I'd like to be able to fit a little time in with the PS3. Maybe Sonic Generations? And Mass Effect 3 is going to hold a…

You can usually register the consoles themselves as well.

Holy cow! Majora's Mask for 150 coins? I'm there! I've been having trouble linking my Club Nintendo account to my Wii though. The Virtual Console shop simply won't accept my username and password. I hope that can get resolved soon...

Wow, that TAYpic is bizarre... Well done, pan1da7!

Sorry to hear about your trouble. I wish I could help. For what it's worth, in the meantime maybe you could join the Bitmob community at bitmob.com. There you can write your own video game articles and build up a portfolio of sorts. If you're good enough, industry folks might notice, and you could get some freelance…

Cripes, do you fly through games. @_@

...I withdraw "live under the sea" as my solution to everything.

I don't harbor that stereotype, but your plan sounds good to me. Tell us about yourself, Arch.

Haha, I suppose there is something about him that's decidedly inhuman.

I know what it means; it just seems odd, given that he's a person, not an object. Seems kind of dehumanizing to me.

Why do you keep calling him a talisman?

Haha, yeah, and I like that there is a pair of glasses from Dexter's Lab.