“He got off easy” - Kevin Hart

When daylight savings time ended, he got an extra hour of jail. I can’t explain the rest.

build a company from nothing and then have it snatched from you and see how your dumbass reacts. 

My man. You’re the spitting image of the great Hank Baskett.

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

“Mistake by the Lake(rs)”

lonnie walker is a joy

I feel sorry for all the Houston curry restaurants that are getting bad reviews due to misplaced anger.

Yes, but...

*dawned

What terrible roll models!

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

What a glorious run it was having the Lakers be aggressively irrelevant.

hot piss tests

I usually have to go to White Castle for my horse beef.

Yeah, I never did like that Curt Flood fella.

It’s truly a shame we’ll never know just how good the Supersonics would’ve been because Clay Bennett III is a lying dipshit.

The only thing I can think of was tired legs. The fact this did not typically happen to them in the regular season is likely due to the fact they were playing on cocaine the first two quarters, both because and compensatory for the fact they were short-handed, against the Warriors of all teams.

Probably CJ.