Let’s check in on Shaq's integrity when Shake Shack expands to China.

Not the Eagles fault, they assumed he was a Patriot by now. 

I wouldn't want to be at practice tomorrow. It'll probably be a Manic Monday.

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

Bleaux me.

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

This fan base is Delta House with all the intentional comedy removed. 

Like most visitors to Missouri, the Athletics got lucky and got runs they didn’t deserve.

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one.

I was born in New Hampshire and lived there until I was 23. Cocaine should probably be legal because there isn't much else to do. 

Tomorrow it’s strictly Crosby, Nash and Young

Somebody should have informed them that

What you call a distraction, Flores calls "an excuse". 

On the bright side, this is the only time a guy from Philly can hope to get doubled teamed by a couple of 11's.

So, to recap.

Your membership card is on the way, Quinnen!

Crack ho's think any deal is a good deal. They aren't known for being choosy

Some fingers in the right place, some fingers in the wrong place?