people are stupid

Preseason games are a titanic rip-off for the season ticket holders

Gouging season ticket holders is all preseason is.  Biggest ripoff in sports.

No Manute Bol?

The Warriors need to tease him to the Wizards. Quick.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the best.

If you say it as C.J. Beat-Hard it is funny

That Bennett Jackson play looked like a penalty to me.

OK.  Now explain why my GM cars make a helicopter sound when I have one of the windows open driving down the expressway

What about the shifter on the wheel? I was able to jam my truck into reverse while towing at 75 MPH. It made a very UGLY sound!

Redskins

I am an NFL fan I love pornography.  I am 99.7%er

Gilbert and Javaris can help

When are they going to sign Nick Young?

NFL owners are stupid.

Why is he wearing a visor?

She travelled

Fantasy football is driving NFL popularity in SPITE of the ineptitude of the owners.  Imagine how popular the sport would be if the owners weren’t assholes

I blame Canada

I would of grabbed that backpack to get all those dolla bills!