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Taylor retained all publishing rights to the song (so she gets royalties and the right to ban performance of the song if so inclined).

Yup. I am not down, sorry. He is coming off as a whiny brat, to me.

He is acting like a giant man baby. This is the exact kind of behavior that gets a woman labeled “crazy."

hiddleswift until the sun burns out

EXACTLY. This is classic manbaby behavior, like a guy slowly devolving on Tinder because you don’t respond in 2 minutes.

He sure is reading a lot into the confirmation from Taylor’s rep. Feeling a bit defensive, eh? “Yeah, Taylor wrote it, but, like, I did stuff too.” <pouts>

Kimmy's little sayings and malapropisms really actually make that show for me. It's so quick, like 30 Rock was. Which makes rewatches all the better.

I’m indifferent to Taylor, but when people come for her she almost always looks good in the end.

I know Taylor swift is cringey as fuck but my god “DJ Adam Calvin Harris Wiles” is a high octane cocktail of uncool, and these faux-adult tweets r lame.

AS SHE SHOULD!!! #TeamTaylorForever

Yeah, plus people have been speculating and asking about her working on the song for a while now—like her team is responding directly to tumors and questions already out there. Doesn't exactly seem that pernicious to me.

I dont understand why he keeps talking u can’t win the PR game against America’s Sweetheart. Taylor will always come out on top.

Swifty is throttling him and he’s on the defensive trying to show that he has talent, too! Lol. Loser.

I mean, he was going to massage parlors and cheating so it’s not like he’s got some moral highground. Unless the contract allowed him to cheat, who knows?

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

July 14th: Calvin Harris is found dead of “natural causes.”

He is coming off as a gigantic baby at this point.

I feel SO alive right now, guys.

Jesus, Calvin! Your contract with Taylor ended and she signed a new contract with a more famous celebrity. Time to move on.

Taylor adopting a pseudonym actually proves more that she wanted him and Rihanna to get the credit for the song, not the other way around. Sorry, Calvin, but that excuse makes no sense.