Not as awful as your choice in actors, I fear.  

“I am actually billionare. I make $1,000,000,000,000.00 USA America dollar today use only bitcoin! I buy several big house Lamborgini X-Box all buy with bitcoin. No Taxes I pay. All my many girlfriend love my bitcoin money. I live like rock star. You can do this too. Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin!”

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

I for one stand with them. These glory boy sega genesis millenials have no loyalty. They’re too busy playing Pokémon go or doom to practice laying down a bunt, let alone consider their fans. At the arcade instead of in the batting cage, too busy with their dvds to hit the damn cut off man. Cut it out with cruisin USA…

No, 8m views is a lot for any amount of time. I’d consider anything over 5 million over any amount of time to be quite a popular video.

One big reason people going to the opening weekend is to avoid spoilers. 

Annoy people trying to get decent results out of a Google Image Search, I find.

I'm here for any and all opportunities to shit on Midwestern cuisine (Quad Cities pizza needs to be brought before an international tribunal) but cheese curds are an actual treasure. You take that back.

Only the stuff we could find publicly. If the CEO wanted to spout crazy shit on a random message board under an anonymous name, more power to him/her. But that probably wouldn’t end well for them either.

Really bizarre comment to say there’s something dystopian about the SEC not letting a CEO say materially misleading statements about the company. The federal securities laws, which have been around for 80+ years now, are specifically designed to prevent folks from talking up their company in an untrue manner.

In post, most likely.

Some of y’all just need to calm the fuck down about spoilers. What did you think he was just gonna be stuck in the quantum realm the whole fucking time? It’s not a spoiler to show that something that obviously was going to happen happened. Same with the Tony thing. Oh yeah they’re going to build up this whole heroic…

The old argument being that the women’s team pulls in significantly larger viewership and revenue numbers than the men’s team?

Do celebrities make an inordinate amount of money compared to the vast majority of the population? Yes. Is working a press circuit for months at a time a wildly mentally and emotionally draining experience? Also yes. Both things can be true.

No.  As a prosecutor, you evaluate the credibility of your witnesses, including the victim, and make decisions on what to charge based on the evidence and those evaluations.  They likely also know they have the other charges down cold, and they can win on those, ensuring these two never become police officers again.…

I think a lot of us olds are shaking our heads at people that are treating this like a new idea. However, it wouldn’t surprise me if the writers had no knowledge of the previous examples that go back quite a ways. It’s not so much that it’s an old idea, but that it’s such an obvious idea.

Health Insurance and health care are in effect the same thing. If you don’t have the former you can’t have the later. Who cares if you have the best health care in the world if you can’t afford to access it.

If you feel condescended to by Brie, you deserve to be condescended to.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS TOTALLY UNRELATED THING

His real problem is the fake anthrax letter, which would be a federal crime.