He’ll wait until the Senate vote to acquit Trump after impeachment in 2019, right after the final Senator casts their vote. Fucking evil prick.

The purity of your European soccer preferences impresses me to no end.

In soccer parlance (or, I guess, “football” parlance), the game/match is referred to as a tie. If the score is even at the end of a game, it is considered to be a draw, never a tie.

And Klinsmann is still thinking, “It’s too bad he has two American parents.”

The graph is misleading. Social Security and Medicare have a separate tax that goes only toward those items. Discretionary spending is what is really important when it comes to government budgets. Here is the graph for that.

The “I’m an out-of-control narcissist” joke is less funny in 2017 than it might have been in the past.

Love how you managed to try and squeeze in a comment about the writer’s looks into your word salad.*

Yes, clearly a superior focus on fundamentals by the team that missed four straight free throws.

It’s true, but it’s also true that she said she stopped wearing makeup because of the unrealistic expectations for appearance that women face, so wearing makeup and pretending you aren’t wearing makeup is just as bad as photoshop and crazy contouring in terms of setting up unreasonable expectations for how women…

“These people have awful names.”

My guess is that Tommy Wisseau wrote his answers and fed him information. That entire press conference felt like a scene out of The Room

I think you’re confused too. I think he was Algerian in the film.

Not advocating violence at all, because that shouldn’t be our response and it really never solves anything, but my gosh this would be hypothetically hilarious and epic!

I saw the story this morning, and thought about what was being implemented and the state-by-state level at which that is happening, and realized all this will do is consolidate college football’s power within the South, particularly, the Deep South.

States like California or in the midwest or wherever who do this,…

fart every time you leave your desk.

No one who has appeared in an episode of “Mad About You” can make it into the Hall of Fame. Little known fact.

Absorb moisture, which should help reduce diaper rash.