My theory.

I remember how Call of Duty tried to hype me up about a dog. Today someone else succeeded in that.

Lacrosse is like watching the slowest, least-talented game of hockey imaginable.

I don’t know what they’re going to do about all the players recently out of UNC. None of those guys show up on tests.

Billy is going to make this the central focal point of his upcoming 10k word scathing indictment of the sad state of MLS coaching.

Howard saw the red, white, and blue out there and instinct took over

Because sky cake isn’t tasty unless the sky pie and the sky baklava people don’t get to have any cake.

Braves in-field fly ruling a few years back. Fuck that ump.

The suit is very impressive. Very well designed.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

It became darker and darker until I was surrounded by an eerie black silence, broken only by the sound of my slow breathing and racing heartbeat.

Everton's Romelu Lukaku knocks over a good three or four defenders

You are so fucking annoying about MLS.

I would enjoy your soccer coverage a lot more if it wasn't so breathlessly OTT.

At least they didn't call it 'Unsharted'

But - just wondering - isn't this kind of why Nancy Grace is unconscionable? Sure, Wilmore is not Nancy and possess sanity and discernment.

I like my comedy to be uncomfortable.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

War is hell? Not to this guy.