I came here to make a joke on the word "throw" (as in "afghan", ha ha! so clever!). Just for fun, I looked up the word "throw" in Google to see if I'd missed any other synonyms for it. Below is what I found:

As far as I can tell, they sleep soundly through the morning and most of the afternoon.

We play 162 games so we can avoid 'lucky' teams from beating objectively better ones.

Just when an MMA fight is on?

Related note: can we please get Ian Darke to announce an NFL game this year?

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One thing I can't stand about the growing popularity of the World Cup in America is the number of bandwagoners. "Oh, I'm a HUGE Netherlands fan!" "You've got Dutch ancestry?" "Oh no, but the orange shirts are killer!"

Because the Williams sisters once said they could beat any man ranked below 200 and then lost to the 203rd ranked man on the same afternoon 6-2, 6-1. This kind of shit article is actually what ruins womens sports. My friends and I watch the womens World Cup with the exact same fervor and support as the mens. When…

It's very American to not comprehend how a different type of tournament works.

Anyone complaining how they got through can get bent. Fuck it they drew the toughest group. Beat a longstanding hurdle, came within seconds of a great victory and appeared to be running on fumes in this game and still gave a great effort. Fuck all the haters about backing in. They made it. In the words of Ice Cube:…

I'm with you. Let's beat these fucks straight up.

You missed one:

You're the guy who tells us to turn down our music when we're having a fiestazo, right?

#notallmuslims

see also: kale.

Ugh. Dove is such a "Nice Guy".

If the Braves were really trying to put that fire out, they would have just let Dan Uggla and B.J. Upton take some swings at it.