Don't go there dude... just... don't.

They could have cut out the middle man and just built an internet rage generator. This is the kind of speculative provocation that's going to bring out the spectacular worst in ass-blow bloviating. The only thing that could further aggravate the situation would be to let drop that a woman had something to do with…

Hey, don't apologize! After all, your generation popularized balsamic vinegar. You're welcome, other generations...