It’s all calories.  People are fatter because we eat more, not because of what we eat.

You’re right in theory, but at some point you’ve got to draw some macro boundaries.

That would be Baby Boomers at the youngest, who did not have the weight problems at younger ages that generations now have.

Man, honestly, at this point?  I dunno.  I feel like Trapp, Ream, and fucking Gonzalez would get roasted by halfway decent tactics from a 14 year old private school squad at this point.  

Okay so can we finally fire The Notebook out into the sun now?

Sowwy about your Bwuins.

FUCK hugs at work. Fuck all that. You’re my co-worker, that’s it. MAYBE if we’ve workde together 30 years and accomplished something incredible, MAYBE.

My major issue with this show is it’s just Kids for Gen Z.

HEY DID YOU KNOW THE U-15s BEAT THE WOMEN ONCE!?!?!?!?

Let’s be real, the overlap of true Blues fans and Cardinals fans is scant. I’m sure there’s plenty of Blues “fans” today but I guarantee you in the mid aughts those “fans” were probably in a bar somewhere seeing real Blues fans watch the playoffs and probably said something like “why you watching that shit? Put the…

If you are female and/or black, be prepared for the internet to be VERY upset when you’re happy about achieving something.

Cubans, like many Republican voters, will consistently vote against their own interests.  They’re more like Russians than they are other minorities in this country.

We need more than just kids playing in the street. Those kids playing in the streets in other countries do it to refine their skills in the hopes of getting into and advancing through local academies, who are tied to bigger local clubs, where kids can get noticed by bigger clubs and so on. We simply need more…

At NYCFC games when they score, they play the subway horn and flash the lights sequentially (like a train moving down the tracks).  Yes it’s a baseball stadium but it’s a pretty awesome ‘Murrican way to celebrate goals.

On the women’s side there is likely another player or two just on the cusp of taking a national player’s position. On the men’s side, who’s the clear better option over Michael effing Bradley? Or Jozy? Or Yedlin?  It’s so sad - there’s no real pipeline on the men’s side so most of those guys have cushy-ass job…

En masse, yes, but that’s because Boston has always been a town full of assholes.

If all you ever depict is rape as something extremely violent, brutal, graphic, and crazy, then you undermine the other various and frequent types of sexual assault.  There’s a lot of rape that isn’t bloody, at gunpoint, or ultra-violent.  Yet we seem to only accept rape as a black and white violent crime.  This makes…

You already know the answer to that.  In case you need a little push, here’s one word: midichlorians.

I wasn’t looking to dunk on this game but everything before this just “felt” off, purely off of speculation but we’ve seen enough shenanigans over the last 2-3 years with big budget games, some using very expensive and popular IP (e.g. Star Wars), that are simply big shiny turds. They’re not really “games” anymore.

As a Braves fan I’ll always remember ‘99 because the media (the dang media!) was trying SO hard to make Ventura’s “grand slam single” in game 5 of the NLCS a thing for the ages, especially after the players celebrated like they won the fucking World Series.