Santeria was and still is a song we white people love at 2 AM in the bar. It’s easy to remember, it’s easy to sing along to, and it’s nostalgic. It was EVERYWHERE when it came out, and you can put that shit on at a backyard bbq with a bunch of people in their 30s and you can just watch people start saying things like…

They’re more caloric than I expected them to be (granted, I’m basing it off veggie burger 1.0s like Morningstar, which is 170), with my frame of reference being 90 and 93 percent lean beef (200 and 170 calories for 4 oz, respectively).

As long as Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich keep making movies, action movies will always be trying the ol’ tongue-in-cheek ridiculousness.  Also Fast and the Furious.

It’s a fair question, because the amount of movies from the 80s that were trying to be serious or somewhat serious that now come off as straight-up lampoon-ish was pretty damn high. For instance, Cocktail - that movie was absolutely made with a straight face, and it is a batshit crazy movie. See also: Footloose and St…

I’ve lived in 8 different cities (including Houston, Atlanta, Richmond, Memphis) and nothing comes close to NYC, and I’ve only been here 11 of my 37 years. I used to travel for work a lot to San Antonio and holy shit, I would pay twice my rent just to never live in one of those types of places again. There’s a reason…

No one’s ever going to look back on their life and say “Man, I really cherish those years in Columbus.”  Because they’ll just say “Oh and I also lived in Columbus for a while/a long time.”

The point is, all the women will lose because the men will save the day.

You got me!

If you think it was because of her age, then LOL.

Part of being a flight attendant is putting up with bullshit.  Unless it’s abusive, harassing, or disruptive, passengers can be snarky and shouldn’t expect retaliation.  Being a little bit rude isn’t illegal.

How can people still call Rebel Wilson empowering when all she EVER EVER DOES is make fat people look ridiculous?

The fact that you said “puts out solid records” is...fantastic.

Summer cocktails will never be as good as winter/classic cocktails. It’s simply about whatever tastes best cold that also isn’t heavy like a brown spirit.

The hardest part about all this fuckery is that we have to rise above people like Ben Shapiro. But the strategy by this English bloke here is the blueprint on how to deal with the Shapiros in our country.

She always seems to be at the wrong Place at the wrong time.

I’m not mad at this article like other people, I’m just kind of annoyed that this joke keeps popping up. It’s...just kinda lame.

He was also building off of Pym’s research, so it wasn’t from scratch.

“You’re actually supposed to eat 4000 calories a day on this program. No, really. No, I’m serious - it’s a lot of compound movement and your body burns calories 2x as fast when you’re doing lifts like that. These nachos and beer are totally fine, I need the calories, trust me.”

The fact this continues to be a one-way street shows the problem. Are we seeing trans men go into powerlifting and dominate? No we’re not.

Are you kidding? The reenactment of the kids posing with all that sports stuff ALONE is worth the time spent on this. They better put that shit in there.