That’s just how Scousers say hello

Ya know, he didn’t attack you.  So don’t be a jerk.

The moral of this story should be a positive one, in that there’s no point in buying a brand new car, unless you can afford at least half of it in straight cash, and can also afford the payments somewhat comfortably.

Or, ya know, the truth.  It hurts, and also tends to have a liberal bias.  But...this is where we are.

Uh, WRONG.

Oh....bless your heart. You tried writing something edgy, citing people like David Lynch to show your cultural savvy and nous.

I have no doubt Franco’s a creep, and that oral sex thing is terrible.

Because it forces the DB to commit to that receiver. But if the offense is running multiple receivers, and/or using the RB as a passer, as well as tight ends, then you have multiple receivers running around but your DB is completely jammed up with the WR.  Sure, an OLB or safety could help, but if it’s a swing pass,…

Jon Gruden is basically the sportscaster equivalent of the guy who fingerblasts women 2 seconds into making out, and does it terribly.

I’m not even a Yankees fan, but this is some Kinja gold. This might be the most pathetic thing I’ve read on Deadspin.

Could you now start to make the argument Saban is no longer the man when it comes to big games? He’s blown it now a few times, against teams where they should at least be playing better.

Let’s be real, this phenomenon is primarily male twins.

I work in advertising. You DEFINITELY want to go to those, even if they’re not open bar. Absolute shitshow every. single. time.

I don’t understand why people can’t follow two simple rules:

Great for both of them, and not to take anything away, but this also helps Mueller, because Republicans now have to be thinking “FUCK, Trump is really fucking our shit up.”

Are...you serious? There’s plenty to gain. money, attention, a good story....Rolling Stone proved all of this.

Sorry, that’s a video of local favorite Dr Steve Brule, not John C Reilly.

It’s amazing how ashamed Republicans continue to feel in private. Certainly not in public, because there is nothing shameful about every stance being harmful to your personal health, but good lord, the amount of private shame must be crazy.

A hobby isn’t work. Do you really think Mike in accounts payable is living his dream? Do you think Carol loves being an associate director of talent for a small regional banking company? Maybe some do, but work is work.

College. It’s always, always, always college.