Despacito sounds like every single song playing very loudly at the bodega.

While she’s worked hard to make it as a megastar, she got her foot in the door (arguably the hardest thing for many aspiring musicians) because she comes from extreme wealth.

The best way to clean lifting gloves is to never open them because they are useless and cause calluses.

Scotland is part of Britain.

You’re double wrong. Connery, Moore, Dalton and Craig are British. Brosnan AND Lazenby are the non-UK bonds.

Daniel Craig was really the first true “brawler.” Moore and Dalton were much more tactical, while Connery was just a puncher.

In case the ice wall does fall in GoT, the Night’s Watch should just ask Billy to write an article about Barca’s kit manager, and that should be enough to cover the 300 miles.

“Allegedly pregnant”

Detroit has WAY cooler people. There’s actually artists and small business owners trying to get stuff started there.

This woman is white. So no.

[AIR HORNS]

You mean like when he saved Bran and Meera out of nowhere last season?

Alicia Vikander is too sexy for TV. But this movie isn’t good enough for an airplane flight.

So being a Mets fan is basically like experiencing a terrorist attack? Well....

Politeness is for meeting someone new, or for when you’re at a restaurant, or when you’re visiting a new place.

Is this a trick question?

I initially read this as Richard Simmons and got real sad, then confused.

I have never known what any of the Deadspin staff look like beyond those tiny thumbnails, and now all my fantasies are ruined.