Here’s a recipe my mom used to use, works great. Have your grill ready to go.

This is an important article, and I applaud you Bobby, because it shows how completely inane and pointless Bill Simmons is to the sports world, and how annoying he is to many in the “sports community.”

But see, that is and always has been Bill Simmons’ fatal flaw - he sees himself as some anti-ESPN intellectual Gladwell-esque type (he even had Gladwell on the show) who can connect the dots from sports to pop culture to life. He’s so obsessed with NOT being “those guys” that his entire agenda is based off of what…

It’s pronounced “Nuke-yuh-ler”

To be fair, that’s how his name sounds in a Scouse accent.

Bill Simmons is the guy who absolutely loves going to his high school reunions.

That’s not even original, that’s just basically the plot to Adventure Time.

Be a genuinely nice person, and also don’t be a p*ssy (or whatever non sexist term is good here). Be very very rich. That’s how women are attracted to you.

Not bad for a dude.

THANK YOU. Even their horrible shitty reasons like racism make no goddamn sense. Have these people EVER been to Cumberland Mall? Atlanta’s metro area is predominantly black, and so the fringes aren’t exactly lily white.

I’m more concerned with gum violence i.e. what my dentist does to me on each cleaning amirite?

I don’t even need to change the final outcome, just one frame - Mark Wohlers throws Jim Leyritz a fastball instead of his shitty slider.

“The whole ball of wax”. Anyway.

I’m surprised Billy was even able to type this article considering how much his hands and palms must hurt from furiously masturbating over and over to Conte’s comments.

Your point makes no sense. There’s far more parity in MLS than any of the European leagues. Relegation means that ONLY money is the way in which a team becomes good.

Melisandre ISN’T one of a kind. Remember Beric Dondarrion? Dude got brought back to life by Thoros of Myr I think they lost track.

Dads everywhere must be freaking out

These only reflect how you do within that tournament. It has nothing to do with the overall league. Barca and Real can beat just about anyone. But I’m not sure Real Sociedad could really wallop Stoke City or West Ham.

The only ones who do good beef brisket are Jews. That’s the only exception.

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