26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

It’s pretty good, but there are a few that I think are better, such as: Buttercup Dickerson, Boots Poffenberger, Boof Bonser, Dick Pole, Vinegar Bend Mizell, Johnny Dickshot, and of course...

You know if I didn’t know any better... I’d be inclined to think Trump just might be a moron.

Yes, in fact. His hit stunned her, preventing her from flopping around any further and possibly falling out of the hold of the other officers onto the concrete (which might have resulted in her cracking her head on the pavement).

No way man. If you strike first, you have every fucking right to get your shit rocked. This is all on her.

I can’t even tell if this is a joke or not.

Well, it’s an improvement over the last pizzagate.

I always thought eating Papa John’s resulted in a race OUT the bottom.

Fox News has already deemed this “The War on Crustmas”

Pfft. Don’t tell me when I’m allowed to start sucking dicks, sir.

Agreed, but it’s probably a little early for us haters to start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.

Try not believing in stereotypes?

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

Someone else might be available, too.

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

Plus it’s not like the fuel that Sherman uses is going to burn hot enough to destroy Russell Wilson’s foundation.

We’d probably be better off with Michael Phelps.

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

I have no idea what’s going on here, but Magic Johnson looks really upset.