Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

Sabathia is the second-greatest midseason rental of all time.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

What are Usain?

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.

I agree this is a dumb take on him, but as a single issue candidate he’s probably just gunning for an appointed position, maybe head of the EPA or Interior Sec. And we need people who are focused on the environment in said positions, because fuckers like Pruitt are legit just trying to make a few bucks before they and…

sir this is a wendy’s

And even worse, EA didn’t give him his iconic third leg.

PREMISE

Maverick is a defense test pilot now. Since the FAA permits private-sector flyers up to the age of 65, his age is no big deal. Some vague middle eastern power NOT IRAN OKAY GUYS COME ON gets up to something, and Maverick is recruited to run some kind of small aerial infiltration. The enemy air force will…

Because shut up, Kyle.

Let’s remember some tools:

The people who take interesting instagram videos and put them on YouTube so I can pause and rewind are my favorite people.

Yes, clearly the problem is that morons are taking photographs by the poisonous lake. It’s not that the power company HAS POISONED AN ENTIRE LAKE.

Please polish up your grammar, use punctuation, when you address your betters, commoner.

I seriously doubt that. How would a domesticated ruminant animal with a thick woolly coat and curving horns even get the internet? 

I believe complex life is rare and intelligent life even rarer. I also believe Europa or Enceladus would be a better candidates than Titan.

This is why you always fasten the shelf brackets to the wall studs. Because bears.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.