Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

Sabathia is the second-greatest midseason rental of all time.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

What are Usain?

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.

I agree this is a dumb take on him, but as a single issue candidate he’s probably just gunning for an appointed position, maybe head of the EPA or Interior Sec. And we need people who are focused on the environment in said positions, because fuckers like Pruitt are legit just trying to make a few bucks before they and…

sir this is a wendy’s

And even worse, EA didn’t give him his iconic third leg.

PREMISE

Maverick is a defense test pilot now. Since the FAA permits private-sector flyers up to the age of 65, his age is no big deal. Some vague middle eastern power NOT IRAN OKAY GUYS COME ON gets up to something, and Maverick is recruited to run some kind of small aerial infiltration. The enemy air force will…

Because shut up, Kyle.

Let’s remember some tools:

The people who take interesting instagram videos and put them on YouTube so I can pause and rewind are my favorite people.

Please polish up your grammar, use punctuation, when you address your betters, commoner.

I seriously doubt that. How would a domesticated ruminant animal with a thick woolly coat and curving horns even get the internet? 

This is why you always fasten the shelf brackets to the wall studs. Because bears.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

Yeah, that notorious left wing rag the Wall Street Journal is really into Marxist propaganda these days.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.