Yes. Smoking is cool. That’s why they say it’s bad for you - so they can hog all the coolness.

Big deal. I just took a shit and I didn’t have to fight anybody or nothin.

What a pair of knobs. Fuck em both, but fuck the asshole in the Sentra even more. Motherfucker tried to kill the biker twice. That shit is attempted murder. Fuck that cop too. Fuck everyone. Fuck me. Fuck this chair. Fuck solidworks. Fuck this mouse. Fuck punctuation.

It’s way too early in the morning to be so angry at these hypothetical arguments from hypothetical people.

As Someone who has been a Mariner fan from birth, beating the Yankees is the only good thing ever to happen to the mariners, and you bringing it up in this context is a pretty good example of why I hate the Yankees, who have won approximately 20 percent all world series, ever. “You guys beat us in the divisional round…

Progressive snatch pulls

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

+1 Holy shit, I remember when The Rock was just a pro wrestler, too.

Did you miss Big Boss Man crashing Big Shows fathers funeral, hitching the caskket to his truck and dragging it off with Show clinging on top of his fucking fathers casket?

This moment was in 1999. Wrestling was that crazy back then, you just missed it.

Stone Cold broke into Brian Pillman’s house and Pillman fired a gun at him. That was in 1998.

Good lord that shit is ugly.

This is overblown. He’s got a lot to learn but he’ll have AIDS.

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

Penn State did not have hostesses, but offered unlimited use of the showers.

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox