Wear your seatbelts, kids.

Agree to disagree, I guess.

Replace JF with that kid. I'm not even joking.

110 seconds of inspirational crane porn

WRC > Everything. Thank you Raphael. Jalopnik needs to reinvest in their WRC coverage.

Amen. I was just going to comment that without reading the article, knowing anything about the candidates, or any extra information, I could tell which party the candidate was who put the ad out.

His Flows are extra Trick now.

Am I the only one who sees the sad irony in one trust-fund baby griping about another trust-fund baby acting too much like a trust-fund baby?

Watch her eyes. She is always looking to the next turn. This is one of the hardest things to get people to do once the adrenaline starts pumping. Fast or not, she is a badass.

Jason, you just upped your nerd cred. Anyone who can accurately flex their knowlege of Firefly and BSG is alright in my book. It's spelled Olmos, though. NERD FIGHT!

Explosionier. That's worth a +1.

"...and for 70 grand out the door, how are you gonna do better than this?"

This story reminds me of the great lyrical poetry of the Bloodhound Gang in their song Right Turn Clyde:

Frank: "Hey Steve, we've been out here mowing down zombies in our sweet apocalypse-mobile for a couple weeks now. We should probably do some preventative maintenance. Go ahead and pop the hood. I'll check the oil and filters."

This wasn't "near Columbus, Ohio", this was right in the middle of Columbus, Ohio. I was working late that night and left a little after 2am. My truck was on the roof of the parking garage next to my building and as I approached, I noticed a monster fire burning to the southeast. At that point, there was no noise…

There was first an explosion, then a massive fire, then a few more explosions during the fire. I watched from the roof of the parking garage by my office.

"nobody in America watches WRC"

*psssst* eck-chay out-hay ittorrent-bay

I think it's finally time I learned Russian.