I have so been there. Not able to keep my catastrophes straight, from school shootings to high-profile police brutality cases.

I honestly never found Cam funny. Too much personal experience with toxically selfish relatives.

Ehh, I wouldn't go that far. Came down to basic chance too often for my taste. After all the logical exercise, it's frequently little more fun than a coin toss.
Gamifying it like this fixes that. When I heard the basic concept I was imagining the whole board blowing up when someone clicks a bomb, which might as well be…

It's cute how they include new episodes of currently-running shows like it's something other than their basic, free feature to beef up the list. Netflix envy, man.

You don't have to be so condescending about it. His recurring roles are both pretty obscure shows, I wouldn't blame anyone for not knowing about his career up until this point. These writers work really hard late at night to get these reviews out in a timely fashion. It's not like she displayed complete ignorance of…

Oh, fuck off, it was a simple mistake.
Did her gushing love for this show do nothing for your cold, black heart?

I loved the episode, but your gleeful enthusiasm just tickles me, Shelby.
Albert Tsai is going places. He's that rare child actor who actually IS precocious and hilarious instead of just cute. He is an Abomination, born with the full comedic ability of a Reverend Mother.

They can tweak the jokes as they move on, the important thing is that they've finally found an emotional context that works. Sentimental and silly is all the Muppets are.
The last two episodes mean I can not only sit through this show without cringing and hating myself, but actually recommend it to others.

Thank you! This is the standout episode of the season for me, especially after Darin Morgan's otherwise fun episode turned out disappointingly optimistic and non-profound.

"Aggressively batshit, occasionally whimsical or profound" is what I like about this show in the first place. I watched Millennium alongside The X-Files while bingeing last year, and while it struck me as unnecessary completionism at the time, I keep wanting to use it as a reference point to explain to others what's…

I really think that's the where the series finale is headed, given how much the show is already about him grappling with who he wants to be versus who he is deep down. Wherever the prequel parts end up, we're gonna get closure on Cinnabon Saul awakening as the gold-hearted scoundrel he's always been. The ending is…

Thank you, I knew he looked familiar within the context of Breaking Bad!

The 100 started killing off its titular teens in the first episode. The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is slowly getting her shit together and mending things with Josh. The Arrow is now going by his full moniker. I would not be surprised if Jane got some action.
Next week on the CW: Barry gets killed off and is replaced by Cisco…

Does that BGM during the proposal sound like The Chicken Dance to anyone else?

Just like the particle accelerator Gitmo, which still gets used.
At least that got a few brief lampshade-hangs, but it's still appalling.

Could TV writers please stop referring to the front half of a running season, especially on a show in its first season, as "last year"? Y'all confusing the shit out of me.
I know making this semantic argument makes me look like a dummy who can't keep track of time, but television literally operates on a schedule that…

Plus they deflect police radar without blinding your fellow motorists!

You call T.S. Elliot T.S. Elliot but William Shakespeare is Bill? XD

For one played straight and (at least morally) horrifying, I recommend the scarf strangulation from Orphan Black.

The Cabin in the Woods mention make me think of tropes so common they get deflated by parody. For those seeking comfort regarding their phobia of garbage disposals, look to Small Soldiers, where it's used as an implement of toy-on-toy torture, and the dismal Now You See Me, where one of the worst fight scenes ever…