I fucking can't stand soccer.  That car obviously took a dive. 

How are the writers for The Good Place going to work this into the story? This is literally the only reason I am interested in the Jaguars and Blake Bortles.

Glorified? We get no end to holier-than-thou moral purity posturing from literally every other fanbase of anything, who then willfully and with great effort forget that exactly this kind of shit, of which this very article is an example happens - and is bad - in every sports venue in the world.

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

That list makes sense if he wants to be THE MAN in a major market and doesn’t care if he never again reaches the second round of the playoffs.

 no one Vikes that

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

I don’t get this bashing of the Sixers (or Lakers post-Lebron signing.)

Crummy off-season?  I think most Sixer fans were ecstatic to see the tail end of Daddy Nepotism and Little Lord Bigcollar.

Oh, was it not obvious I was a Philly fan? Nice detective work, Encyclopedia Brown.

“Spazzing out”? Wow, man.

Calling this a “humiliation” is implying that they lost something—either some nebulous concept of “esteem,” or the services of a player who might improve the roster and become part of a championship team, or might bolt in a year.

Games like this make me wish the NBA allowed local broadcasts in the later playoff rounds. Watching McConnell get a putback off of his own miss is great and all, but it’s just not the same without a Zumoff “Among the trees!”

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

In the new XFL, players won’t be allowed to have career-ending neck injuries. Problem solved.

“Jahlil Okafor — good player!”

yes

I hope he plays again and kneels during the anthem because we could power the entire nation from the heat that would be generated by the takes that would come from that.