This is going to be better than Ballghazi and I’m so excited.

I concur. People think Sixers fans are all “We have this in the bag.” There are, of course, some delusional among us, like there are in all fan bases. But the fact is, the Sixers’ record was even better without Embiid—and only once was worst in the league during the “shameful” year period. So either he isn’t directly…

It probably would have made more sense for Jerry Jones to provide a statement to the media condoning the support of his organization for his players’ rights to demonstrate as a form of protest for injustice and commit funds to support initiatives within the community to help correct some of those injustices. Instead…

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Yeah, but can he pass Through The Fire And Flames on expert? Didn’t think so.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.