I know what baker is doing

I’m thinking chiefs actually. Andy reid can manage malcontents as well as anyone, and they could use an upgrade at outside receiver. 

People thought the same thing when Boston traded their core to Brooklyn all those years ago. Something to bear in mind. 

That’s because a sizable portion of sixers fans are idiots who pin all losses on brown and none of the wins because “the talent of this team...” provides no other scenario somehow.

Can we just talk about that knockoff frank Stallone theme song for a second? 

Embiid smartly adding to his real estate portfolio

Many will say, myself included, that there are really two goat categories in the nba: big men/centers and the rest. In the former, it’s either him or wilt, and your choice there really depends on the metrics you gauge goat by. 

You forgot old man knees! 

Don’t forget that the Celtics shot freaking 44.8% from three last night. It's hard to lose on a night like that, but they almost did. 

Tell that to Bryan Colangelo.

It might not be ray Allen, but it's OK. I was more saying it ain’t kidd-gilchrest or some ugly form that’ll never yield results. 

I’m not worried about early fouls. I’m worried about Joe benchwarmer giving intentionals while the sixers lead by 3 with a minute left.

The use of the word fear is because Simmons has good form (YouTube it), but rather than take chances as wasting a possession, he goes to what he knows (driving to the paint).

You do know that if the pacers had taken this advice in 2017, we wouldn’t have had oladipo’s resurgence, the thunder would be shit, and the Lakers would have been an even more annoying superteam than they will likely be soon. 

If he goes to the sixers, I might actually die from an irony overdose.