Everyone look, the snarky contrarian neckbeard has entered from the depths of /pol/ to try and troll his way to the top. Will he lose his virginity before 30? Will he become an hero before then? All bets are being taken right now!

Julia Mancuso is much more interesting, and a better skiier, anyway.

we will be stuck with Julia... oh well

Nice to see the racists came out to play on Deadspin tonight.

Seeing white people's reaction to this kid is beautiful. I'm non-white like 88% of the worlds population so I didn't feel any hatred, animosity or contempt for Jameis I was just happy to see him reach his dream, his country accent didn't even enter my mind and nothing negative even crossed my mind.

I'm watching the interview.

Maybe it's because I'm not white enough, but I don't see what was so unusual about Jameis' post-game interview.

Ok, fair question considering he can't even differentiate "yes" from "no."

FYI, i'd crush that shit.

Impossibly. Long. Legs.

Cold-blooded? Nope. After the game it was revealed that Kaepernick, in fact, had a fever of 103. Go ahead, check it and see.

He took a 40 minute shower, and missed the second half of the game.

Holy shit, Harbaugh threw the largest challenge flag I've ever seen on that play

Ric Flair's originally from Tennessee, grew up in Minnesota and has lived in Charlotte for years. His connection to San Fran is presumably that they paid him to show up.

If no one ever says anything, nothing ever changes.

Oh fuck that. How, exactly, did he make them look bad?

He made them look bad by...speaking about against homophobia and inequality? Funny, I think players who commit crimes make their teams look way worse.

tl;dr, The Minnesota Vikings focused on this BS instead of on being a competitive team, finished 5-10 and now Coward #1 is an ex-coach. If there is any justice/karma in the world, so with the other two.