You guys suck at ranking films.

I'm glad it's not just me. I didn't find the story very interesting, Llewyn worth following down his spiral, the language era-appropriate, or any other character well-developed at all.

The Coen Brothers are to Deadspin what Beyoncé is to Jezebel and somehow I don't find that too depressing.

Inside Llewyn Davis was by far one of the most disappointing movies of the year. The Coen brothers failed. I waited and waited for something to happen. It just fell very, very, very short.

Why crop out the Adebisi hat he was wearing?

This is very common in the industry. Joe Buck watches Curb Your Enthusiasm before every game he calls.

... has nothing to do with this incident, which took place in Washington.

Well, Derrick Rose does do a great Augustus Hill impression.

It's probably important to note that the payments were allegedly made AFTER the kid had signed a letter of intent. So he was already legally obligated to attend the UW if he got in, which he subsequently did not.

I'm going to crack open one of these, and ponder what's missing from this list.

Hot pink slug, HOT PINK SLUG, HOT PINK SLUGGGGG!

No Seahawks beyond this point.

Example of "homosexual act" under Russian law: Holding hands. Kissing in public.

Yeah, you've NAILED this one...

Shut the fuck up and go back to Breitbart.

Seems like you're trolling, but news flash a law against the "public showing of homosexual acts" is against gay people as people. Think about that one for about 5 seconds, and it will come to you.

So nice to see a loudmouth asshole, Mayweather wannabe get his comeuppance in the form of an ass-whipping. Up yours, Broner. This is what happens when you've made a career of fighting bums. One day, you'll know the price of fighting quality opponents.

"So, 115 of the voters must be BYU grads and not be aware that most kids like having sex in college."

Why are you referring to him by his first name? Do you know this person/rapist or are you just some deluded idiot fanboy who likes to pretend you do?

I don't pretend you're a misogynist. You've done a right good job demonstrating it.

I'm really confused by you being so offended on everyone's behalf by the rape jokes yet also completely dismissing the possibility that Winston raped someone and that the voters are dumbasses if they believe otherwise. If you do believe rape is a serious thing and therefore shouldn't be joked about (unless it's really…