what you say is ineffably sad, for some reason

Yes. The Machine was his S&M alter ego.

Bochy was just giving the signal that the bad guys were onto him...

My favorite Pat Burrell story is the one where a couple of ladies he had been with, who didn't know each other, both claimed he had yelled, "How does it feel to get fucked by Pat Burrell?" during sexytimes.

He's usually not allowed to stand there because his head prevents everyone else from seeing the game

Are you serious? Jesus Christ. You're actually finding ways to defend this? There's always gotta be one, doesn't there? Move to Saudi Arabia, dork.

Sounds like someone has too much free time on their hands at their security job. Don't worry, one day you'll have your opportunity to be that guy with ALL THAT POWER. You will get to tackle all the girls that might be walking behind someone else.

It scares me because it seems like it is getting closer to reality with every passing day.

Straight white guys are open season though, right?

Or, perhaps, the high suicide rate among transgender folks has precisely nothing to do with the equities of allowing a biologically male competitor to compete in a physical event against biologically female participants. But maybe we should just ignore all that biology and physiology because it might hurt her fragile…

You are right. Switched Norway and Sweden. Norway is actually asking Sweden to house prisoners for this reason.

Yes, let's mock a country's penal system which is closing prisons due to lack of criminals.

Is there a reason Deadspin is trying to make this "Harbaugh is on the outs in San Francisco" story a thing? The guy is annoying as shit but he wins and that's all anyone cares about. He's not going anywhere.

Rival station KBNR has no such restriction.

What if you went to college with Colin Kaepernick? Not that we were frat brothers, but the business department at Nevada is a pretty small world. (and as a side note, "thug-like" is the last adjective I'd choose to describe Kap's personality. "Likable" is the first one.)

by your logic: Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, Nebraska, West Virginia, Virginia, North and South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, and other non-football states cannot be fans of a team.

So someone that's been a fan of the team for atleast 20 years is a bandwagon fan?

Market size is irrelevant when it comes to the Super Bowl, otherwise the NFL would adapt an MLB style salary cap to promote larger markets.

"There were arrests in the University District, where burning mattresses and couches lit up Greek Row."

Rubbish. I know plenty of people who smoke who have never done harder stuff. They all hold good jobs and are no burden to anyone.