NO CELEBS FOR PRESIDENT?

I’m gonna keep this tab open throughout the day and evening, basically until I come up with something that would likely fit onto a bumper sticker and be ‘printable’ at a shop or on the internet at one of those market places that do such. Then I’ll reply again with my idea... Because that’s an awesome idea. I will…

Not the first time Taco Bell has been associated with chemtrails.

“College athlete’s pay is the education they get.”

I’m wrong on this, I know I’m wrong on this, but I’m not entirely convinced that dinosaurs existed.

Splinter is really going all in on in this Bezos thing. Did someone at Amazon fuck up a delivery or something?

#TeamKillerMike (not because Nina Turner, but because NOT Oprah)

Glad to share! These little moments of zen are the spoonful of sugar that helps soothe the bitter taste the past year has left in all of our mouths.

We really gotta stop writing our whole site for a single reader!

The money shot is ~48 seconds in, but you have to watch the whole thing for context.

Might I suggest applying critical thinking to the words you looked at?

I don’t think she’s literally wondering what Nancy Kerrigan is up to; I think she’s making the point that Tonya Harding is getting an awful lot of sympathetic media treatment these days, while the skater who was an innocent victim of that whole thing is not. That’s just my take, but it seems like pretty obvious…

Have to admit, I felt kinda proud to be Dutch here.

Another racist piece of scum Republican. They are becoming tiresome.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Wow. This is spot on. Jonah would totally keep repeating buzz words, have to have his interview shut down, and be escorted out of the studio.

I really like Romo as a comentator. He’s knowledgeable, charismatic and enthusiastic. Most of those guys aren’t even two of those things.

People struggling to set aside enough money to retire and live a decent life?

Guns, abortion and racism are just issues they use to get votes from complete morons. But Republican politicians, at least the ones who are not themselves complete morons, you don’t get the impression that they really care about those things all that much. Whereas I haven’t seen one prominent Republican politician…