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That’s the point.

It’s been said so many times, by myself and by others, but it bears repeating - 20 elementary school children and six of their teachers were killed in their school.  Nothing.  Fucking. Changed.  If that doesn’t inspire change, we’re all fucked.  This will continue to happen, just more and more often.  It’s the new

How did feral hogs not make this list??

How many members of Al Qaeda at it’s peak? Wikipedia tells me between 30k and 50k. That many people could fit inside a football stadium, Tucker. And we fought a never ending war, invaded two countries, sacrificed a devastating number of our own soldiers and killed untold numbers of civilians.

That is exactly what happened. There were also several alcoholic beverages being served and her, sitting in the middle of this ballet, repeatedly saying “No! Stop! You have to be kidding....That can’t be real!” and the rest of us just falling over laughing at the absurdity of it all.  Great memory for both of us.

My wife, who skipped around early in her school years, was not aware that the earth revolves around the sun, and the moon revolves around the earth. He entire understanding of the motions of the planets was completely lacking. It was shocking/hilarious when we were dating and she disclosed this to my friends and I. We

How do I contribute to both of your kickstarters?

Exactly - I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the phrase “common sense gun control measures.” It’s too many to count at this point. Ya know what about as fucking common sense as it gets? If you can’t get a gun - you can’t commit a mass shooting. That fucking simple. God damnit, this fucking country....

Of all places - where were the good guys w guns? Texas is open carry - where were these heroes who tote their penis enlargers around with them everywhere?! Shouldn’t they, and not the police, been the ones to end this massacre? No? Well in that case I’m sure this will give all the second amendment gun nuts pause

I have Instagram for one account only- Kookslams.

Um...someone did die.  It didn’t fucking matter.  Nothing matters to these fucking backwoods racist morons.

I have this - so unimpressed. I did a ton of research on soundbars and this one got rave reviews. Frankly - I hate it and plan to replace it when the budget warrants. The sub constantly disconnects and I have to restart it and it doesn’t pass through Dolby audio (at least using the Apple TV 4K).

I have this - so unimpressed. I did a ton of research on soundbars and this one got rave reviews. Frankly - I hate

I’m fully aware of that.  You can’t turn those people.  But there are plenty that can be.  That’s why the dems should be coalescing into a team that’s ready for when a candidate emerges to provide them the tools to turn as many minds and votes as possible blue.  

What I’m sure is happening is that Dems are systematically compiling and dutifully organizing all of these racist and misogynistic tweets, actions and transgressions. They have a database at the ready and a team of people ready to drill the eventual 2020 candidate on all of this so they will be ready during the live

Fucking thank you. Having the flag on your fucking tank top and bandana doesn’t make you a sweet patriotic bro - it solidifies you as a classless douche.

Yup - see recent Vice story about the straight up genocide going on in China. “Re-education Centers”

This. This is correct. You’d think enough people would have been able to take a step back during the election and say “wait - why would a sworn enemy openly endorse and support this guy? That seems odd. Let me rethink my support of him now” but nope. They all just retreated to their echo chambers full of like

“That is unacceptable - one job lost is one too many.”

In Trump’s mind:

Low hanging fruit...