Beat me to it. This was my exact thought when I read this article. And as long as these old guard m-fers are still in charge of this party, they’ll keep lining up thinking that THIS is the time they’re actually gonna kick it.

The room broke into laughter over the president’s response.

*quickly looks through phone for any ex-gf’s numbers*

Lunacy!  You’ll bankrupt every school in the nation!

Simpsons did it!

I think it would have been more fitting if she had died as the real Rosanne lives...alone, huddled in a dark room, red faced and screaming at her phone as she attempts to troll the libs on twitter, and, I can only assume, covered in a fine dusting of dorito crumbs and surrounded by empty bottles of ambien.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

I actually lol’d at the thought of this.

Bingo. You nailed it.

I’m always blown away by the dude I know is making $45k/yr driving a $65k vehicle.  I always think, whoa, I must be doing something wrong!  Nope...I’m doing something right!

I honestly don’t even think people know that they CAN order cars.  I didn’t.  I just shopped around until I found the one I wanted, which is, I suppose, the same in essence.  But to actually order one from the factory - I don’t think people know they can do that.

I’ll be looking for an F-16 to show up on my local craigslist any day now. 

Yup - My back of the envelope math shows an increase in my NY tax as well.

Melania - oh my GOD please fucking rot in hell...

When I thought John Henry live action movie - MCD was literally the first image that popped into my head.

Ok, I wasn’t gonna tell this, but here goes:

I’ve bought refurb off Woot before. DO. NOT. DO. IT. The thing showed up and straight up would not work. Didn’t even power on. Called Woot who’s response was, “that’s whatcha get with a refurb. Try calling the manufacturer. Sorry not sorry.”

I’ve bought refurb off Woot before. DO. NOT. DO. IT. The thing showed up and straight up would not work. Didn’t even…

“Imagine the coverage on cable news if an angry mob of conservatives stormed the steps of the Supreme Court building.”

Don’t knock it till you try it.  I thought the same thing.  But good god, it’s like I lose track of time while I eat them and the bag just magically disappears....