Yeah. He was bat boy for Russia in the 88 Olympics.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

I can get behind that.

If you look at the preorders, they’re huge. Biggest ever. At least 1.5m preorders. Most preorders in history. Only crooked media shows empty booths. Fake news! We have the alternative facts to prove it!

You mean, like roads? Should all of our highways have tolls on them?

I had the exact same thought, except my kids do that thing where they have all the bedtime books memorized and denounce you immediately when you deviate by a single word.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

He got hit in the head while going into a protective slide and no penalty was called, despite the NFL claiming theyre all for player safety.

Contempt for the guy who just hit him in the head during a slide? Imagine that.

Well, in any case, I still think it’s pretty amazing that the Faraday is so fast off the line considering that the car is completely full of bullshit. I mean, that’s a pretty big handicap right off the bat.

So I was a former Fisker employee who was asked to interview for a position in Finance at Faraday a year or so ago with the promise of some fairly outrageous compensation at least for the position level. I took one meeting with them and decided they were full of as much shit as Fisker was, if not more so. But I…

There are more than 200 f-35 with no crashed planes.

You’ll be fine. Petroleum isn’t just gas for cars. Congrats on taking on a challenging degree. Keep your head up.

Think about little kids, who are basically tiny drunks. They do things we think are stupid all day long.

There’s so much more that manufacturers could have done to raise efficiency, lighten the weight and develop newer and better technologies. Only they haven’t.

GM for decades upon decades would use the same, old as hell cast iron engine block across dozens of different automobiles with barely any technological…

I submit that Nascar has a troll race. Prius’s only, driven by multi-racial people all along the gender spectrum with EU flags instead of American ones.

I now have tea up my nose and on half my desk. My coworker just asked if I was having a seizure. Thanks very much for this.

For the same reason so much non-combat equipment is made by blind folks over at Skillcraft. The Federal government is all about saving costs while providing employment to the vulnerable. They’re suckers for that kind of thing.

The focus in this tweet was heinously off-base and the diminishing of Ms. Manuel’s achievement by juxtaposition with another Phelps win overtly offensive, but:

“Historic Night for Phelps and Manuel” then. HEADLINE WRITTEN.