Jesus Christ why do you care what the assholes you went to high school with think about you?

That's not writing that's just typing.

I'm curious whether other Jalopnik readers have comments on what appears to be the new PBA shield, the sticker in a flag shape with one blue stripe in the center, two black stripes on either side. I see these on civilian vehicles and wonder if they are given out to friends/family of law enforcement.

I love that not only were these guys yelled at, they were laughed at. When your white power protest gets laughed off the stage, you know your days are numbered.

@Missing in Vlissingen: Yup pretty much hit it spot on.

Does the Transformers Edition Camaro have extra-long-lasting turn signal bulbs on the left-hand side of the car.

Horrifying that someone was trying to beat a car coming the opposite way with a left hand turn?

@Cue the Coupé Coup: Every time one parked this car in Boston they'd return to find it with Dunkin Donuts cups all over it.

Just remember folks, those white sheets go up like tinder when you chuck a well-placed molotov cocktail at them.

He should be killed for wrecking the Dino. #carcrashes

Apparently Galveston has the same crappy "alternative" radio as everywhere else in the country. #bugatti

I hope someone takes this asshat down. Not only is he advocating boycotts of tradesmen without knowing if they are actually patronizing the stores, but he's advocating calling 911 to report "lewd behavior." Screw your sanctimonious behavior when you tie up 911 resources. #bikini

I usually enjoy Pierce's stuff, but this really sounds like sour grapes from him. Anyone familiar with Simmons knows that the style with which he writes his columns is borne out in this book. It may not be for everyone, but neither are a lot of other sports writers. #billsimmons

When does he become a Deadspin featured columnist? #fairfieldstags

Drew: "What we're left with is the rather sad story of an autograph hound stopping at nothing to get a signature from a very frail and vulnerable boxing legend."

Saw a stretch Forester once. "Lesbian Limo" indeed. #qotd

That's not writing that's just typing. #malcolmgladwell

FFS 28 nameplates? They need to halve that. #chrysler

@Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish!: If this car was Group-B worthy, sign me up! #1985r5turbo2

@Ray Wert: Ahh the classic "Why are you here" attack i.e. if I don't love 100% of everything you push out I shouldn't even bother reading. If that's the case, why do you still watch ESPN?