USE THE NOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 #silervslutz

@Ray Wert: "The automakers...talk a big game."

I expect that Jaguar's reticence has less to do with the performance of the car and more to do with handing over an expensive vehicle to some unknown writer named "Wes Siler." Googling "Wes Siler Racing" brings me to a blog post mentioning Wes dumping a bike in April last year.

It's like Bizzaro Deadspin. #mediameltdowns

Deadspin worked hard yesterday to make all of Buzz Bissinger's predictions come true. #espnhorndoggery

Diller's a )@*#)@(#@*#( anyway. #google

Subaru needs to throw insane amounts of money at Sebastien Loeb and get back into WRC. #boothprofessionals

Bon Jovi is Bruce Springsteen Lite.

You stay classy Philadelphia!

230K on a 1997 Dodge Itrepid and would have probably lasted another 25K had I not snapped a fuel rail bolt replacing a gasket. #qotd

The KKK will be all over this. #newjerseynets

Welcome to 2005 Jalopnik. #planelopnik

Black Sunday is a little excessive.

Herald is a POS paper anyway. Female Yankees fans in Fenway come close to getting raped every game.

Between the blower and the ragtop, I'd vote this car as "Most Likely To Cause Permanent Deafness"

We really need to stop this redneck-on-redneck crime.

With my lady, also a baseball fan of old, I go to a game.

Team will be renamed to "LiberalsAreTraitors"

Dash display also advises officer when they are behind on their ticket quota.

"Make sure the defense is well up on the play at all times because everyone knows the Caps don't move the puck well."