So for Republicans, a database recording women who've accessed Plan B is totally legal and cool but a database recording gun ownership is OMG UNCONSTITUTIONAL FREEDOM ATTACK THE END OF THE WORLD BENGHAZI.

I'm also really interested in serving on a jury. I'm 25 and have been sent summons three times, but each one was poor timing and I couldn't serve. The first one came when I was out-of-state at college, the second when I was scheduled to be overseas on a volunteer trip (both of those reasons got me excused by the…

When I was in middle school, I placed pretty high in math and was put into the advanced classes. Afterward, I started to get bullied by the boys in my homeroom who hadn't been placed in advanced math (they called me a nerd/dork/made fun of my glasses/was told I thought I was better than them/etc). I remember being…

Does this spaceship blast all the poop into orbit?

IDK, my cat definitely feels bad when he makes a mess. If he's thrown up, he'll hide under the table or the couch while I clean it up, as if he's ashamed. And then he'll inch out really slowly after I'm done, meowing.

When I was a kid I always found CatDog to be kind of frightening. Also, eight-year-old me still wants to know where it poops from.

This is what happens when your government spy programs are run by undersocialized nerds

OMG IT TAKES TWO

I would burn Sagrada Familia a thousand times before I touched the Mezquita.

Ikr? That's why I clicked on the article.

Other way around - she got promoted. Munch left and Captain Cragin retired, so she's the acting head of the department.

I hate that too. It happens every time I'm out at a bar - why is it men feel like it's totally fine for them to touch women to get them to move aside instead of just saying "Excuse me"? A tap on the shoulder would be fine too, especially if it's too loud to be heard, but of course it's always the flat of their hand…

Guns don't kill people, geography kills people!

I'd guess it was either as IHateGoats says above (drinks got mixed up and he drugged a guy by mistake) or he purposefully drugged the man because he wanted to get the woman up to his room and she seemed unlikely to come by herself. I've seen it mentioned in other articles about this that he sometimes invited two…

You pay a $15 annual fee, then you choose a "package plan" in various increments: $24/day for three days or $60 for ten days, for example.

"Impressive but not threatening. It's the John Legend of penises." This is how Joan describes her new lover Bernie's, um, equipment at the beginning of the remake About Last Night opening this weekend. It was one of three jokes I changed when I re-wrote the script for a black cast. It used to be "the Phil Collins of…

Actually, my cat drools when he's really happy. Especially when I brush him. But his drool is tiny delicate drops that get caught in his whiskers, not the drooping ropes of drool that a lot of dogs provide.

I don't find the picture disrespectful at all, since it's a training casket and there's no body inside. Seems like they were doing a day of training and were feeling bored so they took a stupid group picture. Their only real mistake there was sharing it on the internet, because internet dwellers be crazy.

Lessens?

that Lululemon's appoinment of a new CEO (and the a slight increase in their stock prices since)