I just deactivated my OKCupid profile the other day, and this is making me rethink it. I wasn't having luck on the site... I got plenty of messages, but I could count the number of messages from guys who I was genuinely interested in on one hand. Most were just "Whats up cutie" or "Let's meet up" and the occasional…

Well, I plan on gestating a garden gnome.

We can't have fugly fetuses turning people away from the cause — QUICK, get those wrinkly mofos some cover-up and heels!

Wait, so they put these mini-fetuses in children's candy bags? Someone really needs to rethink their PR push, because I doubt their aim was for fair-going children to try to eat the fetuses, thinking they're made out of candy...

I took home ec in middle school and retained exactly nothing from it... All I remember is sewing a really hideous pair of pajama pants and burning a lot of batches of cookies. I think home ec is definitely something that should be re-taught at the end of high school. It should include cooking, living on a budget,…

I think we may be related, because we have the same cousin.

For women, I suggest trying H &M for blazers. I had three conferences within a week and a half, all attended by mostly the same people in my industry, and I started to freak out because I only own one blazer (my company is very casual at the office). I happened to hit H&M at the exact right time when they were…

I'm thinking they'll keep Stoneheart in simply because it's a great cliffhanger for the end of the season. I mean, non-readers will flip the fuck out. Maybe not as much as the Red Wedding, but it's a great shock-value moment.

I just want the Purple Wedding. And Stoneheart.

Luckily for The Today Show, they have viewers like B37 to keep their ratings up!

Me too! I thought it was perhaps about food expiration dates, as macaroni typically is not black...

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Thanks for the info!

I'm assuming the Parliament had some hand in this... I didn't think laws rested solely on the Queen's say-so.

Psssst... this show is based on a memoir, not a novel.

Yeah, the title is really off-putting. Maybe it worked for the book's target audience, but for a show it's a poor choice. They should have gone with something simpler that doesn't connect what seems to be a thought-provoking, timely show with vapid fashion clichés.

I just assumed it was some kind of newfangled kink involving the fetishization of bonnets and other prairie apparel.

"comes out in favor of gluten"

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