...or as long as your partner lets you yell those things during sex.

just watch some Italian TV

a little too skinny for my taste....

angry afternoon sex should solve all these problems.

cracker starts with C also, would get confusing.

file under #midwestretardsproblems

so the C word is taboo because it denigrates women. The N word is taboo because it denigrates blacks. the F word is taboo because it denigrates homosexual males.

it's harder to score when you have a penis.

Italians as a people are prone to being overly dramatic, that's why that corrupt judge's satanic ritual allegations caught on.

she's doing a Michael!!!!

this guy's interest is piqued.

how do you tell someone they really need to buy chapstick?

let me summarize: tequila shots

lawsucks4menagainstwomen

they need to meet their father's belts.

she's such a hot BBW!

if any of you read any David Sedaris, you'd know the telltale signs...

well, it's a waste, if she were straight she would be in my dating pool.

anal is the shit!

what a waste of a beautiful woman!