you need to learn to multitask :)

too late, I stopped seeing that person, but thanks anyway!

I would generally not want a relationship with a woman that puts out on the first date.

isn't the pole a metaphor for daddy's penis?

I don't objectify women. however, I would have sex with most women I see, give the opportunity.

good excuse...

is it to make up for this little incident?

wasn't there a link between the pill and cancer?

I don't get this about women. With the threat of contracting STDs,which is generally higher for women than men, why would you even consider relying on the pill when dating someone new? Always use condoms! You should only get on the pill when you are sure your partner is clean.

they didn't have GPS maps with satellite pictures on their phone?

or you could just cut through.

In Soviet Russia ... nobody gives a fuck about their job.

is she talking about their Nava-ho collection?

well here's the flip.

good luck to these women, for every action there are consequences. Such as, a divorce where you don't get shit and your kids are taken away from you.

nope i can't, you should get me starred...dear

you wanna take it outside...boy?

new years eve, in a club. I had too many shots, blacked out and I came to sort of fighting this guy. His girlfriend pulled him away while I kept trying to egg him on to fight and they left the club we were at with me shouting insults at him. I cannot remember how the fight started.It could have been my fault and if so…

I don't want to disappoint you. Women belong in the kitchen popping babies, yadda yadda yadda, are you happy now?

when I smell it I start sniffing like a dog.