the suicide plot has more holes than a Michael Bay movie.

the tuna boat

bet your husband didn't mind.

too bad pussy length is irrelevant.

#spoiledricharabicworldproblems

hmm andy lesbian sex? :)

sounds like the kind where everyone fellates the gay male stripper?

lolz you must not live in NYC

hehe you women are just like men. oglers!

she's not that hot. her face is oddly proportioned.

just curious, any ladies here ever been to a hen party? or even know what it is?

Dexter taught me otherwise.

how can you be so sure he was masturbating to you if he had been doing it even when you were away?

balls are like a low-impact thighmaster.

Pomeranian Power! All hail your new fluffy overlords!

so basically you want a serial killer type?

wow, so many wankers in the US. no wonder the divorce rate is so high.

hawt!

billionaire's girlfriends always kill themselves

by dolled up you actually mean dressing up like hookers, amiright?