so, Rebecca Black's presence seems to imply there was a "worst" category?

is there a guide on how to act after an accidental boob graze?

wow, what a hot chick!

I guess we can't be so sure about the lack of police presence after this...

I see what you did there and wiggle my index at you.

you called?

if you aborted, it's yours to eat, right?

I wonder how long until eating an aborted fetus will become socially acceptable...

trust me, you won't get in that situation, sloppy drunk women (and men) are disgusting

translation: my husband had sex with way more people than I have.

since Gomez is over 18 and Bieber is under 18, isn't she a sex offender?

for real, this girl is a "plus size" model

guy gets to finger for a job and still hatin'!

if she lost 50lbs she'd make a gorgeous + size model.

beyond pornographic is a quite misused here, there is nothing that is beyond (or beneath) porn.

hey Agnes are we still on for tonight?

can we find that tweet and retweet it?

ladies, take it from me, you're all beautiful.

if you don't need it, I'll take my sperm elsewhere. Maybe to your sister.

Hot Lips?