Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

It’s not just that the prices have skyrocketed, it’s that the quality has tanked.

probably so there is a medical record created by hospital staff noting the injuries. Documenting the evidence if you will.

Did you watch her "acting" in that clip??? The day to stop shitting on Lena is not today. That looked awful.

I feel the same way about Two Broke Girls. It's like they piled a bunch of stereo-typed characters on a plate and shoved it at me.

I have no idea. I'm just shocked she chose a brown dog.

It's great to know what you want.

Am I the only one who found the degree of "how does he compare to Daddy" mildly creepy?

Something about saying "je ne sais quoi" in reference to your dad...

Me three! I wanted to see it at one point, but now I'm not so sure. I'm on Frozen overload without it.

I haven't seen Frozen. Am I the only one left?

Obligatory

Im sorry, but are people seriously upset over a pretend fight? Are you children?

You're all a bunch of expletives for watching this degenerative television.

it's not real.

Lena, I don't think you're really in any position to call anyone else a perv, much less someone who also sexually abuses kids.

How can you be arrested for perjury if you are not under oath? I totally get the contempt of court, but unless you are sworn in, I don't think you could be committing perjury

I've been called for jury duty twice, and wound up on cases both times. Last time, I wound up being the foreman, even.

Something like 95% of all jury trials last 3 days or less. The nightmare of being sequestered for 6 months on a trial like the OJ trial is frankly less of a possibility than being struck by lightning (and if you end up on that type of trial you will likely benefit by being able to write a book about your experience).

Frankly, I'm terrified to eat a large brown log of 'food' that comes out of a can prominently labelled "BM"...