Fits the pattern: identify the outspoken figure least appropriate for a job, then give it to her/him. It’s the same way he found Betsy DeVos, Rex Tillerson, and Jeff Sessions.

The headline shocked me right up until

More like an unholy mishmash of fucking dumb ass corporate idiots.

Destroy an internet giant? M.M.W.

With her qualifications, she can join the Theranos snake-oil sales fraud and work for Emperor Trump.

I’m on board. Maybe she’ll fuck it up. :)

She will get a 55 million golden parachute, and she will likely end up on many other boards. Once you’re in the CEO club, you’re set for life. You can fail and fail and fail and no one seems to care.

And I am sure she will get millions of dollars as a severance package for the amazing job she has done at Yahoo...

Oooh maybe she can go work for the Trump administration...

More accurately:

She has surrounded herself with yes men and sycophants. Her mother even told her this, publically.

She was never that good of an MMA fighter. She had 1 big skill and no real coaching. As the level of athletes increased and people’s skill levels went up, she just stayed the same.

I like how they assume the chefs are improperly handling the meat and not that it was simply cut from the show because it’s boring.

She got what was coming to her. Put on some clothes and start acting respectable if you want people to treat you with respect. Otherwise, nobody cares about this donut-licking whore.

Ariana prefers to be objectified as an infant, a sexy infant.

Why does she always have her boobs out like a stop sign? I’ve seen more of her cleavage over the years than my own.

Why would I suggest getting rid of all the nukes? Naturally you would make an ass of yourself and assume such a thing.