I guess that’s fair.

That’s sexist. Why would you compare those two?

I couldn’t bring myself to watch the video. He didn’t criticize her appearance, did he? I don’t think that’s a road Tucker Carlson wants to go down.

Shivering is probably the most efficient way to burn calories. (Remember that calories are actually units of heat.)

Yes, inside the military industrial complex, with whom Trump met just before making the tweet.

You think it’s easy being the largest airline in the world and flying thousands of routes every single day? Think again.

I’m a liberal but I think what these guys do is a slap in the face of everyone who died or lost loved ones on 9/11. They belong on the no-fly list.

This wasn’t just a spelling error. He has confused several rules of grammar and produced a word which does not exist. Nor can this be blamed on spellcheck. Ultimately it’s a disturbing glimpse into Trump’s intellect.

Of course he’s going to. It’s an opportunity to get attention.

Giraffes are something of a forgotten animal. They live in the shadow of more popular conservation targets such as lions, hippos and other large African fauna. (How many people will tell you that Giraffes are their favorite animal?)

The punch was completely unnecessary. I hope he’s prosecuted for this. Aussie wildlife laws are very strict.

She’s got the Trump hand gesture down. 

Conway is the final form of the modern political consultant: bleached blonde and able to lie without batting an eyelash.

UV light is toxic to living tissue. This device may be of a sufficiently low wattage to mitigate the risk, but in general I would avoid using this.

UV light is toxic to living tissue. This device may be of a sufficiently low wattage to mitigate the risk, but in…

Millions?? Try hundreds of millions. She’ll end up taking almost half a billion dollars out of YHOO. For failing miserably! All this talk about ‘poor Marissa’ is complete and utter bullshit. The truth is that she’s a greedy monster who owes her entire fortune to other people.

Who the hell names their kid ‘Brock’?

This isn’t sexist at all.

Karma for making that stupid hand sign.

The task force should have attacked the head sparrow and his guards right then and there.

You’re better off buying from Hammocks R Us, in the Hammock District.

You’re better off buying from Hammocks R Us, in the Hammock District.